Obviously, the Paper Writing is Going Well

Chez Yitz
14:57
Saturday, Oct. 22, 2005

So, after drinking 2 liters of tasty German beer a piece -- and thereby entire disproving the theory that you can't get drunk with the metric system -- Lauren and I decided for reasons surpassing understanding, to recount past love affairs. We're surrounded by Germans, speaking German, supposedly oblivious to two rather inebriated Americans. Here we go racking our brains to recall our past lovers, giving each their due two minutes of thought, being a bit loud, of course. I won't speak of Lauren to save her chastity, but it took me two hands. And I almost forgot someone. I blame the tasty German beer.

We finish this exercise in sketchiness, when Martin leans over and says, "By the way, you know that most Germans can speak English, or at least understand it right? We all take it in school." Good times.

Then I thought someone said "Chicken Fuck" which lead to me trying to ascertain where the hell they'd picked up that American phrase, much laughter though none of us were sure at what. 20 minutes later I realize he'd said "Chicken Run." Oh Berlin.

More later, in a post that's sure to be longer then Lauren's penis.